1,000 Hits

When I checked out my blog this morning I noticed I'd reached a milestone. Sometime in the last 24 hours I scored my 1,000th hit! Actually since then it's gone up to 1,001, but who's counting. It sure would be nice to have 1,000 comments to go along with those hits, but I know the nature of my blog is controversial, so most folks don't have the hutzpah to have their name associated with my writings.

1,000 hits... more than A-Rod in his first 5 years in the Major Leagues. More than the swats my abusive dad laid on the whole family combined. More than every scene in all the Cheech and Chong movies. And more than than the Beatles and Stones put together.