I'm Too Old For Christmas (sung to the tune of "I'll Be Home for Christmas")

I’m too old for Christmas

It’s just too damned hard

Setting up the Christmas tree

And lights out in the yard

Christmas eve will find me

Laid out on the floor

I’m too old for Christmas

Can’t do it any more

 

I’m too old for Christmas

I’m not Santa Claus

All my kids are grown ups now

They come around just because

 

I’m too old for Christmas

Though I still believe

I’m too old for Christmas

So wake me New Year’s Eve.