To sit in hard chairs on my tender booty
Waiting until my name is called
To enter a court room down the hall
Where I would listen to testimony
Guilt or innocent, real or phoney
To hear the story and see the gun
That murdered the unlucky one.
But I always feel like it's me in jail
Sentenced to the Jury Room without bail
Sitting around there, doing my time
Although I never committed a crime
Well, four strikes I'm done, they wore me out
No longer to sit in this room of doubt
Lock my ass up or better yet, shoot me
I've served my time in Jury Duty!!